Orestes 3.0: Inferno

Orestes faces trial for killing his mother, Clytemnestra. Helen of Troy, the Kato Kaelin of the pageant, shows up in swimwear and platform sandals, while Electra anxiously twirls en pointe. Apollo hosts this media circus like a Valley dude in boardshorts, but he can’t match the mojo of Menelaus, who delivers a rockin’ cover of the Bo Diddley salvo “I’m a Man.”

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